Bruce Jenner has a new look these days. That’s as delicately as we can put it.

The former Olympic champion and current reality TV patriarch visited a local convenience store near the Kardashian family compound in Calabasas, Ca., Monday.

His transformation? Even more apparent than in the past couple of months …

The Keeping Up With the Kardashians star, 64, appeared gaunt but upbeat as he purchased coffee and several packs of cigarettes, reports indicate.

With his shoulder-length ombre locks and reduced Adam’s apple, the Bruce Jenner sex change rumors will no doubt resurface after this outing.

Such chatter has been dismissed as ridiculous, but he did have the apple shaved down, and a source says he has “has always been obsessed with his looks.”

Bruce, for all his fame and fortune, has “never felt comfortable in his skin.”

He’s also uncomfortable at home at times. Though currently separated from wife Kris Jenner, Bruce is still a family man who still makes time for his kids.

Later in the day he was spotted filming the long-running E! reality series with stepdaughters Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian and grandson Mason Disick.

Here’s hoping he’s doing well, and finds a good place in his life this year.

Bruce seems like a really good guy who’s going through a lot, and the idea of unnecessary surgery as a means of addressing this life crisis is scary …

Chrisley Knows Best Premieres on USA, May Be The Most Obnoxious Show Ever

Move over, Teresa Giudice. Take a seat, Kim Richards. Nice try, Ramona Singer.

There’s a new obnoxious, wealthy, self-centered, terrible person taking over the reality television universe. And his name is Todd Chrisley.

We met this patriarch on the premiere of Chrisley Knows Best last night, USA’s attempt to capitalize on viewers’ confounding obsession with the mega rich.

Todd is a self-made millionaire who lives in a 30,000 square foot mansion.

He is very controlling in both his business life and his personal life, as evidenced by the most memorably heinous moments from the opener.

They include:

Was Todd playing it up for the camera? Probably.

But why are we giving these people such a platform?

Go watch Chrisley Knows Best online at TV Fanatic to catch up and sound off now: Todd Chrisley is…

Steve Irwin Death: Cameraman Recalls Crocodile Hunter’s Final Words

Cameraman Justin Lyons, the sole witness to the tragic death of Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin revealed the star’s final moments in a new interview this week.

“I’m dying,” was all the 44-year-old popular television host said after a surprise attack eight years ago by a massive stingray, Lyons told Studio Ten Sunday.

The two were in Australia’s Great Barrier Reef in September 2006 to shoot a nature documentary when they found a “massive, 8-foot-wide stingray,” Lyons said.

Lyons, who worked with Irwin for 15 years, said they were “looking for something to do” when they went exploring around the water in an inflatable boat.

He told his friend to swim up behind the stingray and he would try to get a shot of the “normally very calm” animal. But the stingray did not remain calm.

“All of a sudden, it propped on its front and started stabbing wildly with its tail,” Lyons said, adding that it made “Hundreds of strikes in a few seconds.”

“I didn’t realize how serious it was. I didn’t know it punctured his heart. I thought maybe it just punctured his lung and we had a good chance of saving him.”

He pulled Irwin into a boat and tried to get him help. He did CPR on him for an hour but Irwin, who was bleeding profusely from his chest, could not be revived.

Lyons told Irwin to think of his children in that moment. “He just sort of calmly looked up at me and said, ‘I’m dying.’ And that was the last thing he said,” Lyons said.

When the medics finally came they pronounced him dead within 10 seconds of their arrival, Lyons said. He said he would never release the footage. Are you looking for business translation services? Contact Translation Services UK

“Never,” he said. “Out of respect for his family, I would say never.”